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Last updated 19 August 2026. Written to be read, not to be skipped.

Privacy

This website

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When you place an order

The order form sends us your name, your email address, the apps you picked and — if you filled it in — your phone model. That message lands in our own mailbox. We use it to send you the payment link and your downloads, and to answer you if you write back.

What the apps do on your phone

Player, Recorder, Notes, Calculator, Frequency and the Keyboard keep to the phone. Notes holds no permissions at all; the rest hold nothing that can reach the network, so Android will not let them send anything anywhere. What you type, save, calculate or play stays on the device. Recorder and Frequency use the microphone — Recorder to capture the note you are making, Frequency to read the pitch or loudness in the room as it happens — and neither can transmit a thing, because neither holds an internet permission; a Frequency reading is never even written to disk.

Browser, Video, Weather and Clock reach the network, each for one plain reason. The Browser fetches the pages you ask for; Video fetches the streams and shares you point it at; Weather asks a public forecast service (Open-Meteo) about the town you typed, and holds no location permission of any kind, so it cannot read your GPS and only knows the place name you gave it. The Clock stays offline unless you switch on remote alerts, and those ship turned off — leave them off and it never opens a connection.

None of the apps build a profile, none carry analytics, advertising or third-party code, and none report back to us. Anything you write, record or save stays in ordinary files on your phone; uninstall an app and its files are still there, readable by anything else you own.

Terms

What you are buying

A personal, perpetual licence to use the apps you paid for, on the devices you own. Buy the full suite and that licence covers every app listed on this site plus the ones we add to it afterwards, at no extra charge.

What you may not do

Using them on your own phone, tablet and spare handset is fine. Putting one on a family member's phone is fine too.

Updates and availability

Updates arrive as new downloads for as long as we keep building. We are a small crew, not an infrastructure company: if an app is ever retired, the last working version stays yours and keeps running — nothing switches off remotely.

Warranty

The apps are provided as they are. They are tested on real devices and we fix what breaks, but we cannot promise every app behaves perfectly on every Android build ever shipped. Nothing here limits the rights you have under Irish or EU consumer law.

Refunds

Fourteen days, no questions. Write to us with the email you ordered with and we refund in full. If you bought the full suite and only one app disappointed you, tell us that instead — we would rather fix it.

Contact

Questions about any of the above, or a deletion request — send it here and it reaches a person.